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It’s 4am—
You’re sleeping.
I’m crying.
6 word poem (via intensional)

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.

disney-princess-unite:

thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -

if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too 

-Rapunzel